How to devour a watermelon in 2 days

Note: Said Watermelon was devoured by 3 people

Note2: Just because I'm telling you how to do it, does not mean I recommend you do it

1. After a month of not having watermelons, buy a big one
2. Forget about it for a week or two
3. Finally open it
4. Have dad chide you for opening a watermelon two days before you leave for Chicago
5. Drag dad onto deck to devour half a watermelon
6. Feel like you're full of water (and melon)
7. Sleep
8. Have a little breakfast
9. Eat a quarter of a watermelon with mom
10. Wait
11. Eat supper
12. Finish the watermelon with mom, minus one part that you save for dad
13. Crave that one part you saved for a minute
14. Say "I'll just eat the broken parts"
15. Eat said broken parts
16. Crave watermelon (again) for 30 seconds
17. Touch the watermelon and watch a piece crumble off
18. In reality, break a piece off
19. Eat it
20. Repeat steps 17- 18
21. Watch Mom laugh at you
22. Enter kitchen
23. Realize you had half a watermelon alone in two days
24. Smile
25. The End

And that, my friends, is how you devour a big watermelon in 2 days.

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